Off leash park, Sunday, and the barbecue stand has knocked over a whole tray. You are a sausage dog. Eat sausages to get longer, weave past five other dogs with minds of their own, and spend your own length on the zoomies to cut them off. Any nose that runs into a body trips over, yours included, and every dog that goes down drops every sausage it ate. Do not go near the road.